So I have a bad habit.. well okay fine, my AUNT has one worse but this isn't about her (not entirely anyways) so we'll start with MY bad habit. Anytime someone offers me a specific species of donut I will death glare them as if they just offered me the key to the porta-potty and said everything caught inside was for me.. There's a reason for that but I'll let this lovely little comic explain the reasons why...
What is my aunt's bad habit you might wonder? To put it frankly; unreliable dieting. A second to none bad habit of hers is also deciding that whatever she is doing I must also be involved in, this includes but is not limited to, her unreliable dieting programs that happen every five weeks or so because she's unhappy with her image. Why she cannot allow me to be content as I am I may never understand but I am beginning to suspect she self sabotages these diets and drags me along with her because she fears us succeeding but also because she conflictingly wants the best for me. I know she's not evil or horrible but she just.. doesn't seem to grasp that what she does is very unhealthy. Things like whining until I DO eat that blueberry donut and blow the entire diet to smithereens.
I guess some things just aren't ever meant to succeed but luckily this frustrating moment happened several years ago and I am now on a weight loss regimen that is healthy as well as successful so far. Funnily enough this particular incident happened a long long time ago when I didn't NEED to be dieting let alone losing weight because I was darn near anorexic without knowing it.
On a side note, I will never touch another blueberry donut as long as I live. I have gone YEARS without touching them. They are the embodiment of failure to me now and they are the BANE of my love affair with food. I absolutely, 100% DESPISE them so if you ever offer one to me you can expect me to glare daggers, spears, knives, swords and every other sharp pointy object you can imagine at you because I will be silently wishing for your face to implode for the obscenity of that evil donut..
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Comics and stories about the endless joke that is me, the girl who dreams in technicolor and occasionally pixels too, are likely to wander onto this page. Welcome to my happy little world, does the noise in my head bother you? Sanity is a precious commodity and I seem to be short stocked on it...
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